Monday, February 8, 2010

Mykonos Taverna

You can't miss this Dude Ranch, it sticks out like a sore thumb off 85... It's fucking bluer than my dog's phantom balls. If a Roadhouse Grill can't make it behind a friggin Sam's Club (aka Fat America), why on God's green earth would you put in a Gweek resto? Good thinking, Dalton... I think you shat your brain out in the Double Deuce. You fucking nudnik.

Besides the wacked out white trash location, I kinda like this joint. It is so God damn cheesy, it's guido as fuck and the broads have nice racks of lamb gyros. I mean, it is stripper central up in this piece, they shoulda called it Blue Pony with all those blue neon lights everywhere. The $2 drink special on Thursday ain't too shabby either. These Gweeks know how to party... Just don't stick your dick in the Greek potatoes. But I like your moves and I like your style, Achilles.

Ah, the food... It's alright, for what it is. Good portions for the price. You got all you classic hits, shit like gyros, kabobs, souvflaki, saganaki, calamari, Greek salad (reached around and tossed lightly), etc etc. But like others have said the Greek potatoes are pretty nasty, mushy boiled taters laced with bottled lemon juice tastes like shit on a plate. Stick with the fries if you get any of the wrap plates or make your own... Order a kabob and a pita a la carte, it's cheaper and you don't have deal with the mushy taters or fries.

The service was good (in the elevated bar area), seemed like they enjoyed working there. It's a fun place once in a while, especially after a few $2 dwinks and $2 whores... Oopa, did I say that out loud?

Bartender, a couple more vodka sodas and slices of lime, pweez...

Squirt.

2901 Clairmont Rd NE
Atlanta, GA 30329
(404) 638-6770

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