Thursday, September 17, 2009

NOON Midtown

Started out this morning feeling so pouch lite
I always thought a tuna salad could not be pole-caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some lamb a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Grubbin' on bacon and stone-ground grits together makes my bowels ignite
And the thought of grubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Spicy salami in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight... But only till 3pm, M-F.

Meatloaf sammie with Benton's bacon, tillamook cheddar, tomato jam on ciabatta - my first thought was... "Did they buy up all the Wendy's Frescata bwead for this thing?" Y'all know what fresca scata means in Gweek... Fresh shit. Although, the thing looked like a big turd sammich, it turned out purdy tasty but shouldn't it for almost $10?

Route 11 Mama Zuma's Revenge chips - Cute packaging but it was as exciting as a bunch of wet old newspapers after you open it. Warning on back sez "made with some of the hottest peppers on the planet"... Which planet, Pluto? Cuckoo cuckoo...

This joint ain't bad but the menu doesn't exactly give me a hard-on either. Ok, mebbe just a chubby... And the retarded limited weekday hours only a minuteman can love. If they want to compete with the other sammie shops and stay in business, they better cum correct and erect their hours for the weekend as well.

Pump
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Squirt

1080 Peachtree St
Ste 6

Atlanta, GA 30309
(404) 496-4891

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