After many months of rumors that Jagger's was coming back to Atlanta, I had to see what all the fuss was about on this thing called... "Atlanta-style Pizza". Since Robert M. said it was my turn to be the guinea pig... I took the plunge(r).
Menu: Square pan pizza (rut roh!), wingz and saladz... you got 3 items, can it be that bad?
Can you say Spongecrust Squarepizza? There is no way I will compare this to NYC style 'ZA, cuz it ain't even in the same league. It's more like, shall we say... Grady High School's finest. Mebbe since I'm from NYC, I just don't get pan pizzas. It was a greezy slop of cheez and ketchup on a slice of white bwead... I think they cooked this thing in their car's oil pan with a quart of Castro still in it. This gave a whole new meaning to lubing Gastro's chassis. This was worst than Galla's "Buffalo-style pizza".
"Very Hot" Wingz - Ok, this wasn't half bad... the sauce was more like "Very Tepid" but the wings were tasty. Nice medium size, crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. You get your standard issue celery and blue cheez/ranch... but it also comes with a tiny portion of potato salad. Fun! Woohoo! Who cares...
I must say the people there are very nice... yet very confused. They get flustered quite easily if there is more than one phone call. The joint is set up for counter service but the space is quite large in the back. What's going on in the back room is anyone's guess. It could involve chicks, cards, chips or even cocks... cock fightin' that is, geez! Because there is no way they are paying da rent with that grub.
Meh is about right but all that gweeze can't be good for your innertubes...
Splash.
1799 Briarcliff Rd NE
Atlanta, GA 31136 (404) 876-8880
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