El Myr

Stepping foot into this shack-o is like stepping into Bizarr-o World... everything is the opposite.

The only burrito joint that does not employ a single Mexican-o... only Angl-o's.

The only staff with bodies full of ink-o and piercings in every nook and cranny that promotes a whole wheat, organic and healthy diet.

The only grub-o that is served is not even Mexican, it's more like Mexican't... but its tastier than Cheeri-o's.

The only cook available is the doppleganger of Lazl-o from Real Genius and he doesn't even speak a lick of Spanglish.

The only service that is like a grab bag-o, you never know who or how many servers you'll get... hence "Service At Our Discretion" as prescribed on the bottom of the menu. "Spalding! You'll get nothing and like it!"

The only rest-o that is named after a forger... how bizarr-o!

This outhouse is the shiznit, yo!
I love you Elmyr!!! But why?
How bizarre...

Burp-o!

1091 Euclid Ave NE
Atlanta, GA 30307
(404) 588-0250

www.elmyr.com