Quickly

Quickly, my ass... More like molasses.

You got one dude, playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! Mofo was blending, fwying, cooking, cleaning, cashiering, DJing, foot massaging, parking lot security... Only thing missing on his resume was a PhD. But I hear that is coming soon, he attends online classes on his laptop next to the register. I wouldn't be surprised if the fucker can deliver a baby, too.

One blender + A dozen people = SOL. Rinsing out the blender after every order rivals that of the Chinese Water Torture. It's as efficient as reusing toilet paper. Did you miss the franchise daily operations class online or what? And don't blame Comcast for the slow connection. I actually felt bad for the dude but that's not gonna stop me from giving y'all the skinny on this joint. By the time you get your damn bubble tea, you'll be 5 lbs skinnier.

Snow Bubble, Slushes, Smoothies, Teas, etc. is the scam here... But his mix ratios are all off. The tiny Tapioca pearls would come up short on a necklace for a midget porn star. The milk teas were good but hopefully he can master the fruity stuff because it was pretty fucking lame.

I tried to be adventurous and went with the Purple Corn Slush. Shit was like drinking slime from Double Dare... Come to think of it, it was a dare. What saved this debacle was the fried chicken nuggets... I don't know if y'all know this about me but I really really like fried chicken. This shit was da bomb. Brah said he will have more food items next week or so. Right on.

Things to know:
-Cash only
-Bring a copy of War and Peace to read
-Eat a full meal and it will be digested before your drink is ready
-Get at least 2 orders of the basil chicken nuggets

Peng Yao, get your shit together, buy another blender and hire a hot chick. Where are your priorities?

Pulse.

Pulse.

Squirt.

3 Stars.

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