Daily Bread Cafe

Bread bowls? What decade is this? You sure this isn't a soup kitchen? Are we on Pine Street? Speaking of kitchens... They share their kitchen with the Mexican joint next door (same owners). How ridiculous is that? Chickenheads running through the dining room with nachos and chimichangas on their heads. That kitchen is pumping out almost every type of cuisine known to pedestrian kind. I wanted to ask for a pink taco.

This is one of the most ridiculous menu I have seen... You got Italian, Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese, Thai, French, Indian, Jewish deli, Olive Garden... Only things missing is Chinese, Cuban and a gluten free burger. The sooshee menu looked like RA Sushi's beta testing menu... Just a hot fucking mess. I wouldn't eat that fish if it was between your mom's legs.

Pho - I pho-king had to do it... One giant bowl of grease, look at how that thing glistens in the fluorescent lighting. Don't go into the light, Carol Anne! While I did like the meatballs in there, the rest of it was just plain boring as pho. Noodles a bit overcooked and mushy, meats were all cooked through and the tepid broth tasted canned. No amount of Sriracha or Sambal Oelek (which they never heard of) coulda revived this thing.

Korean BBQ Beef Sandwich - It tasted more like a Philthy but without the cheese. This was basically a mulatto banh mi... The meat didn't have one hint of Korean Kalbi marinade. While it wasn't bad, it wasn't exactly good either. The house kimchi looked like boiled cabbage in ketchup. Choice of chips or fruit... Shoulda stuck with the bag of chips because this fruit cup belonged in a pair of underpants.

NE Clam Chowda - Since they ran outta the lobsta bisque, server said this was verra verra good. I shoulda known, anytime a server says it's the best... Well, you know the rest. Flush. This thing was so thin, my hair line laughed at it. It looked like it was made with 2% milk... Just because you think I'm fat doesn't mean I can't drink whole. Gosh! If the chowda was this great, imagine the bisque with peeping turtle.

The service was decent, they are very nice people... But WTF were you thinking? At least Soba sticks with one type of cuisine... Vietnamese dog shit. Seriously, bread bowls were cool when Blondie was crushing cans above her knees. The decor is baffling... Where am I? Greece or a ghetto hair salon? I think they do car washes and window tinting out back.

Good luck and take that flat panel at the front down before someone steals it... I swear it wasn't me. Anyone want a 26" LCD TV... Cheap? Comes with a bread ball.

1 star for trying, 1 star for booze.

Sayonara suckaz.

840 Marietta St NW
Atlanta, GA 30318

(404) 892-1333