Popeyes

Belated post... I'm doing it for the men and women in uniform! ...Because they eat chicken, too.

July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day and I'm growing faster than Kirstie Alley after a weekend of gluttony and debauchery.

There isn't enough Revitagen in the world to cover up them rivers of stretch marks oozing with chicken grease. But I recently got a tip from the Kardashian sisters that mayo works wonders. Not only are they beautiful, they are wise beyond their years. Thank baby Jesus they aren't fucking vegans... Just take a gander at them badonkadonks! Hubba hubba.

But let's get serious here for a minute, July 4th is a day to remember the men and women of the armed forces who made the ultimate sacrifice... And that is not being able to eat fried chicken on a daily basis. WIthout that freedom they provide us, we're no better than the poor people of North Korea, making due with "minced beef and bread"... Hmmm, mebbe Korean food is not comforting after all. Fried Chicken is as American as Hot Dogs are to Kobayashi. Here's to the troops and every fried yard bird loving American!

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom chicken is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game hen is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my one ball,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Popeyes, FUCK YEAH!

Burp, FUCK YEAH!

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