Monday, February 9, 2009

JCT Kitchen & Bar

Consumption JCT, what's your function?
Hooking up appetizers and entrees and desserts.

Consumption JCT, how's that function?
I got three favorite dishes
That get most of my cravings done.

Consumption JCT, what's their function?
I got "ass", "butt", and "more",
They'll get me pretty fat.

"Ass":
That's an additive, like "Eat this ass gets fat".

"Butt":
That's sort of the opposite, "Not thin butt fat".

And then there's "More":
M-O-R-E, when you have a choice like
"Bacon wrapped trout or Springer Mt fwied chicken".
"Ass", "Butt", and "More",
Get you pretty fat.

Consumption JCT, what's your function?
Hooking up two To-Go boxes and taking 'em out right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
Hey that's nice!
Bloated but happy, eating and scratching,
Losing your hunger and a button or two.
Gastro's fat but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Consumption JCT, what's your function?
Hooking up two meals to one
When you order something like this choice:
"Either pork belly or foie gras"
Or no choice:
"Neither salad nor veggie plate"
Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

BURP!

1198 Howell Mill Rd
Ste 18
Atlanta, GA 30318
(404) 355-2252

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