Friday, March 26, 2010

Cafe 101

Walked in. Hmmm.

Looks like the word is out on this joint. Sigh.

The eyes in here were as round as the building. Did a twirl.

There were like 2 other Asians up in this piece. Oh dear.
I spied General Tso's Chicken and Mongolian Beef. Double dog dare.
Don't make a fucking spectacle of yourselves. Jesus.
They were from Alabama. No wonder.

Excuse me? You're excused, now fuck off. Enough of this malarchy... It's my time to nurse the pouch.

Ja Jiang Mien - Shit is still G O O D. One of a few dishes still done right and craveworthy. I just Ja Jizzed My pants.

Sweet & Sour Pork Chops - Big meaty chops but the sauce was way to syrupy. Needed more soury. Obligatory canned cubed pineapples. Uncanny.

Taiwanese Braised Pork Rice Bowl - Minced pork, cilantro, radish and wice... Meh. Street food that belongs out in the street. Gutter preferably.

House Hot Pot - Crap in a bowl. Everything under this dome was dumped in to this bowl. I think there was a small child in there. Didn't check to see, just ate it.

Some decent dishes can still be had up in this piece, just don't expect too much or you'll be disappointed. Hey, if you want value, there's always China Bucks next door... For Mexican Value.

Time to move on to Resto 202.

Hasta luego.

5412 Buford Hwy NE
Atlanta, GA 30340
(770) 458-8883

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