A story about 2 Burgers and 1 Pouch...
Classic Burger - This Frankenburga came out in like a minzie and half... Damn Doc, did you nuke that cow muffin? It was pretty much a standard issue burger, mebbe that's why it's called the classic. But it started to fall apart after the first bite from the liberal dousing of pearl juice. That mayo jizzlobber in the back needs to chill out on that money shot.
Bulgogi Burger - With only a handful of joints doing this Korean minced meat sandwich, I had to see how this thing compared. Tasted like nothing but it looked cute. It wasn't bad but the marinade was weaker than Kim Jong-Il and meat was pureed silky smooth like a proper Cleveland Steamer.Fries - Sysco's crinkle cut finest. Best when fried and eaten in moderation.
This shack is an Asian teenager's wet dream... You got all your pimple popping hits. Burgers, seafood burgers, sammies, subs, wings, fried shit, Asian BBQ, salads and fwied rice... Only thing missing are the noodles. WTF, yo. Nevermind, I'm getting cottonmouth from all them bagger fries.
Have you 2 lovely ladies seen my cup?
For the soda fountain... Jesus, people, work with me here. Thank goodness I didn't make a mess, you know how those pumps can back up sometimes and suddenly spray a Root Beer float all over your face. I hate when that shit happens...
I think they even Youtube-steaked it... http://tinyurl.com/2s4x6q
Squirt.
3780 Old Norcross Road
Suite 302
Duluth, GA 30096
(678) 514-2904
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