Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Flying Biscuit Cafe

Looks like Delia is off to the bank and Gastro is off to the loo... Once again.

The newest Franken-Biscuit is alive and kickin' in Sasquatch County. Unfortunately, Delia's formula has been so diluted down from the Thin air up here, it isn't even close to the original.

3B Chicken Sammie - Bleu cheez, Bacon & Basil is the claim. Just because it has mold on it doesn't mean it's "Bleu". I have seen/tasted Beggin Strips better than this pre-fabbed Sysco bacon. The basil lost all identity after Jeffrey Dahmer chiffonade it to death in the kitchen. The chicken bweast coulda used a squeeze of this and a pinch of that because it was flat... and bland.

Heffers love her biscuit
And Senior Citizens love you too
And the eggs may look warm to you Babe
And the cheese may look blue
Ooooh Biscuit
Ooooh Flyin' Biscuit makes me sing da Blues
Ooooh Biscuit
If you should go eating
In the franchise of mediocre life
Dragging behind you the resilient roach
Of a million compound eyes
Don't be surprised, when a Crackho' on Ice
Appears under your seat
You slip out of your chair and go out of your mind
With your meal flowing out behind you
As you claw the thin grits

Flush.

5270 Peachtree Parkway
Ste 120
Norcross, GA 30092
(770) 407-5885

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