White House Sub Shop

Sometimes when you have a hankering for a great Italian sub (or may quite be possibly the best), you just have to say "what the fuck"... And jump on the next plane and gitcha some... In beautiful Atlantic City.

The Home of Submarines shack.

Back in 1946, it was 50 cent (not the rapper) for a whole sub and 25 cent for a half. Twenty-fucking-five cent for a giant half Eye-talian sub... Only if I was born back then with the current $238.56 in my bank account, I woulda been RICH, beeotch!

But nowadays, it's gotten real pricey for $7.80 for the WH Special and $7 for the WH Italian... Shit, who am I kidding that is still a fucking steal of a deal. You can't beat that with a stick... But the bums around the corner is another story. You may think and ask, how big is the half sub really? Most half a sub are pretty dinky these days... Well, let's go find out.

White House Special Italian (extra meat- $7.80 half). Are you fucking with me? That's a half sub for 7 bucks? That sub was at least 10 7/8" long... Don't even get me started on the girth. My knees are trembling at the sight of that beast like a 17 year old doing her first porn shoot... I'ma skeered!

Cross section glamour shot. It is a monster schlong. No fucking way a person can eat a half of one let alone a whole sub! My blow hole is only about 3" in overall diameter, how am I gonna git that into the pouch? But don't underestimate the power of da pouch... I inhaled that brute with snake-like jaw flexibilities. Now, I can relate to porn stars when someone says wanna play hide the salami? It's all about relaxing the throat muscles.

This is one of the best Italian subs known to mankind... It may not be in one of the best areas in the world but good grub is always worth dying for.

Burp.

2301 Arctic Ave.
Atlantic City, NJ 08401
609-345-1564

http://whitehousesubshop.net/