Why does the pouch keep doing stupid shit over and over again? Like an anonymous commenter once said, "Comments like that speak volumes about your intellect." He was spot on, I am not a smart man but I know what shitty food is. And speaking of which... I present to you these two fine specimens of hellacious bliss. This sub shop must be the slowest fucking sandwich shop in the world. The first time I came here it took over 30 minutes to make a sub, this visit was a little better at 24 minutes for two cold cut sandos. These fuckers didn't have to cook a thing and it still took the same amount of time it takes me to do my taxes to make two fucking sandwiches. And this place was dead at the time, maybe three customers at best. How is this place gonna stay in business with making four subs per hour? Let's go to the videotape...
Italian. Smoked ham, hard salami, pepperoni, provolone,
lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, banana peppers, olive oil & red
wine vinegar, salt & pepper, oregano, mayo. First off, what is the deal with the bread here? It's like one of those half baked baguettes you buy at Kroger and finish baking at home. But it looks like they forgot the second part to finish baking at the store. The deli meats are real thin, you can almost slit your wrists with these. The filler is pretty much standard issue, not much flavor but the undercooked bread leaves you with an almost raw flour after taste. The bread is probably the most important thing to a sub, it's the vessel where you transport all the meaty goodness into your facehole... And this was not it. God, I am such an fucking dillweed for coming back here.
Dagwood. Smoked ham, salami, pepperoni,
oven-roasted turkey, slow-roasted, corned beef, provolone, swiss, lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, peppers, pickles, spicy-brown mustard, mayo. I don't fucking play if it's a custom job. This create your own sub gives you the option to put whatever the fuck you want in there. So, I just told them yes to all... This was the crap in the bowl of sandwiches. Too bad this was the end result... The 3 slices of cherry tomatoes should be on the highlight reel. With everything on the menu in this sub, you would think it would be more beastly. I was looking on the menu for a can of Fix-A-Flat because this thing was flatter than a 8 year old girl. I tried to make it look plump for this glamour shot but this bitch wasn't having it. Must be that time of the month. Speaking of which, I had no choice but to go down on this vagwich. This thing was pretty much flavorless even with the meat flaps smacking me on the face with every bite. That weird undercooked bread really killed this.
I really hoped they have changed for the better since the beginning but this sub shop really sucks ass. How can Publix put out a very respectable sub and this place can't is beyond me, they fucking specialize in subs for crying out loud. Shit, come to think of it, Publix does make some kick ass fried chicken and subs. Don't go full retard like me, keep walking past this place if you want your bowels intact.
2566 Briarcliff Rd NE
Suite 102
Atlanta, GA 30329
(404) 500-4294
http://www.penn-station.com/menu.php
1 comment:
Emory Commons Publix has the fried chicken and Shamrock Plaza Publix has the subs. I've lived in this area since the late 90s and have never really been impressed with the restos around here. Dunno if you can handle going back to KSM but would love to read your review on Gu's.
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