Shoya

Man who sits in front of oversized elephantitis bronze cojones will receive a mouthful... Believe me, those chin nuts are good luck because this joint rocks out with their kokku out. Just watch out for the baseball size rollers on that rat dog with the perfect areolaless erect nipples and hope it doesn't release any natto into your grub. Shoya has always been in the top 5 of my list, so, it's time to make another trip for some rad snackeries.

It's like looking into a mirror. Pouch approves. Man, those are some giant balls.. Bicycle shorts man would be jealous.

Ankimo. Foie gras of the sea... Monky liver.

 Clams. Some new dish on the ginormous menu, turned out just meh.

Soft Shell Crab. It's like a baby Kaiju... Deep fried for human consumption.

Grilled Oysters. I had no problem gnawing on these bad boys while staring at Tanuki's sack.These are awesome, a must have.

Sashimi Deluxe. Still one of the best seafood baskets this side of Captain D's.

Fried Amaebi Heads. One of my all time favorite snacks, right after fried chicken lips. Brains, eyeballs, legs, toes, beaks, ears, uterus... If it's fwied, I'll eat it all. 

 Purple Potato Fries. One of the newer dishes on the menu. Super crunchy and pretty tasty.

Agedashi Tofu. Crispy outside, warm soft tofu inside sitting in a dashi foot pool. I like this crap, even if it's vegan smegma.


And this is why I am so pleasantly... Plump, plump, squirt.