Wednesday, December 10, 2008


When they laid the 'ZA before us, the first thing that came to mind... Was it a fwat, I mean a fraternity paddle? This thing could do some damage... And it did to my marsupial pouch.

I just don't get this oblong shape that's popping up in all da new style pizza/flatbwead joints. The server asks... "Do you want a square piece or a corner one?" "Huh? Don't worry about it sweetcheeks, I think we can handle this." The sausage and tricolor peppaz with organic white crust wasn't too shabby. The crust was light, airy and cooked well, just no char like a good NYC 'ZA... Then again, this ain't NYC style. The Snarky Snacker concurred. The ingredients were pretty decent but at 19 clams, this dough paddle is a bit pricey, organic, gluten fwee or not.

The beer selection can be counted on both hands of a 3 toed sloth. The organic theme is seen throughout the entire menu including the beers. The Oxford Organic Raspberry Wheat was ok... A tad much on the berry after taste. A 6-pack of this and they would have to squeeze or juice me like a fat little Oompa Loompa. The Pinkus Organic Urpils was verra tastee. Just don't get any fruity beers and you'll be ok... Unless you're a fruity kinda guy.

The house salad mix was... Well, very gween. Once again, organic with cucumbers (about 4 twisty slices), tomatoes (cherry), kalamata olives (sure pal), feta cheese (grounded up), and red onions (sans). The balsamic vinaigrette on the side tasted eerily like Newman's Own. Meh.

I don't know who made the menu but shouldn't "Appetizers & Breads" and "Sandwiches & Wraps" contain more than one item each? Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

The gluten-fwee brownies better contain something else in there if you're gonna tempt me. The joint ain't bad, the grub ain't bad, the service ain't bad and I'll probably go back to try some other 'ZA's and their wacky dough since they're right across da street from yours truly. They need some serious PR bad if they want to survive in this economic wasteland.

This diet of mine ain't on the straight and narrow... Kinda like my belly.

Mazel Tov.

2233 Peachtree Rd
Suite M
Atlanta, GA 30309
(404) 351-9334

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