Aja

I don't know if I should be offended or laughing at this disgraceful display of the stereotypical Ajan theme. The only things missing is a coolie with a rickshaw and a railroad station. I wonder if they do their own laundry out back. The over-use and mis-use of Chinese characters is dizzying. Everything in here is so cliched and gaudy, from the interior design to the food, it's so circa 1977. It can be summed up in 3 words: Crap In Wok.

The over-priced menu is a mish-mash of your favorite Pan-Ajan craptastic hits. Sushi, Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Indian... Only things missing is Korean fwied chicken and Steely Dan Dan noodles. The sushi rolls are forgettable, the dim sum should be called dum dum, the mains sound like Panda Express' finest and the dwinks are weak ass half-pours. The dim sum carts leaves a vapor trail of rancid fish funk in it's wake.

Robster and Shwimp Wontons - How the hell are these things dried to a crisp in a steam cart? I think they "rob" us of the lobster in there.

Shrimp Dumplings in rice paper - The key word here is "dumps". String these shrimp beads together and you could have a nice pearl necklace.

Pan-Fwied Pork Pot Stickers - There's more words in the name than on the plate. Chili soy sauce was more of a reduced syrupy glaze. Goto Super H and get a bag full for half the price.

Minced Chicken Lettuce Wraps - The hair helmet size lettuce broke apart when you tried to fold them. Hell, just give me some Tostitos Scoops instead.

I rather watch two girls and finger than be subjected to eating this crap in a basket again. Isn't it politically incorrect to have a giant buddha in da middle of the dining room... What are they trying to say? That Ajans are big, fat, yellow, bald f-cks that can't stop grubbing with that shit eating grin? ...Jesus Henry Christ, help me.

"Aja
When all my dime spendin' is through
I get the runs from you"

Splash.

3500 Lenox Rd NE
Ste 100
Atlanta, GA 30326
(404) 231-0001

www.heretoserverestaurants.com/