Thursday, December 12, 2013

Honey Bits

Another playa in the Asian hipster bakery space... The name Honey Bits reminds me too much of lady bits. Both are edible but yet total opposites. For one, they may look similar and stuffed with assorted ethnic meats... If they sit around for too long they start to smell and shrivel up. You know what, on second thought, nevermind, they are the same. Why am I writing about this place again? I forget. Ok, it's basically a total ripoff of Sweet Hut but without the ridiculously long lines.

Assorted Buns. Some look like evacuating bungholes, some look like flappy stretched out gashes, some look like stuffed camel toes and some look like a Hannukah chocolate gold coin. I still like the one that looks like an Asian hamburger complete with a slice of ham, lettuce, tomato, cheese and fried egg (egg was like those fake plastic food replicas you put in the window, yum). The buns were all just average, some had no taste to it even with all the crap they put on top of it.

Macarons. They looked great sitting in the temperature controlled glass case. But they tasted totally different in your mouth. They were way too moist in the middle, almost to the point of being gummy. Wait, they were gummy. The assorted fruit flavors tasted of nothing hanging off a tree or from a bush.

Salt & Pepper Chicken Nuggets. Over fried, bland, hacked up tiny pieces... It's no Quickly.

Lemon Pepper Honey Wings. Decent lemon flavor, watered down honey dripping right off them wangz. Not awful but needs adjustments. Once again, it's no Quickly.


It's not bad (if Sweet Hut or Quickly is too packed) to grab a bubble tea and a few select buns to go. The milk tea was actually pretty damn good. Just work on the other things. They got free Wi-fi at least.


5231 Buford Hwy
Doraville, GA 30340
(770) 455-6867

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