Sushi Bar Yuk-a

Soto! Come back!

Sadly, Soto (like Shane) rode off into the mountains of Manhattan and never looked back. He told me he was tired of being Rick-Rolled by the self-proclaimed sooshee connoisseurs ordering California rolls after fucking California rolls. That shit wasn't even on his menu but these nudnicks were chanting "Never gonna give you up"... Apparently, It's all about authenticity.

Well, looks like the tradition continues... Open the 5 page menu and 3 of them are ROLLS. Fuck me silly and call me Nancy... Every God damn table up in this piece ordered California rolls. How do I know this yous ask? Because the hot ass server repeated it out loud and stressing the "California" part. Jesus, for the love of avocados...

Hamachi Kama - Bitch was G O O D... Crispy skin, moist and tender fishmeat. Almost as good as Shoya's but this shit was ginormous. Don't worry people, I finished it.

Sashimi Combo Thing - Pretty much run of the mill snatch you find at most middling sushi joints. The cuts were not sliced, more like chunks. Fish wasn't bad but the selection was poor. Out of toro, otoro, chutoro, uni, scallop, sweet shrimp, cod sperm (ok mebbe not cod sperm)... Meh. Only thing they weren't out of were surimi, cream cheese and avocados. Sweet Jesus.

Yakisoba - I love this shit... When it's done right. This version was okay. Totally edible... Like the pair of edible undies I got last X-Mas. Cream cheese flavor. Hmmm, mebbe I should make a sooshee roll outta it.

While this Korean owned bait shack ain't the most adventurous or "authentic", it does the job for the local yokels around here... (read between the lines: this place is safe for white people). Y'all can get your sushi rolls fix here.

I put this in the "Tepid Mess" category.

Rock out with your Roll out.

Squirt.

3330 Piedmont Rd NE
Atlanta, GA 30305
(404) 233-6700