I hate the word "Fusion"... It's like that doped up retard in the Meth lab that mated a big brown beaver, a duck and an otter that lays eggs like a chicken all together and called it a Plate-o-pussy or something. That is one fur orgy I do not want to be a part of. It may sound groovy, look radical and feel warm & fuzzy but it prolly tastes like shit... Just like anything fusion.
Now, comes this new-fangled Korean Fusion Burger... If it looks like a burger and smells like a burger, it should taste like a regular old dusty furburger, right? Nah, it's supposed to be a Bulgogi burger. It's got lettuce, tomatoes and special sauce. The taste? Eh... Might as well go for the real thing. This Frankenturdger ain't juicy nor is it flavorful... It's mushy. It just kinda sits there like dog poop... You see it and want to walk around it. It ain't terrible but at $5 for the burger alone, eh, I don't think it needs a revisit.
The fried Twisted Taters are a fun tweat... And yeah, spicy chili all the way. Even you pedestrians can handle it. Go ahead take it for a spin.
This joint is just a gimmick... Once is all you need in a life time. Been there, done that. Even the Platypus feels sorry for you.
Fusion... You failed me again! Fucker.
Quack.
Now, comes this new-fangled Korean Fusion Burger... If it looks like a burger and smells like a burger, it should taste like a regular old dusty furburger, right? Nah, it's supposed to be a Bulgogi burger. It's got lettuce, tomatoes and special sauce. The taste? Eh... Might as well go for the real thing. This Frankenturdger ain't juicy nor is it flavorful... It's mushy. It just kinda sits there like dog poop... You see it and want to walk around it. It ain't terrible but at $5 for the burger alone, eh, I don't think it needs a revisit.
The fried Twisted Taters are a fun tweat... And yeah, spicy chili all the way. Even you pedestrians can handle it. Go ahead take it for a spin.
This joint is just a gimmick... Once is all you need in a life time. Been there, done that. Even the Platypus feels sorry for you.
Fusion... You failed me again! Fucker.
Quack.
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