I wasn't looking to eat here, initially. I actually wanted a Phility from Gut Busters to bring to the park to share with my dog for some bromance but they were closed for some reason... Mebbe it was a drive by. So, I kept on driving and remembered this joint was around here and I'm always in the mood for some HOT wangz.
Like the Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, Great Redwood Forest, Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty, and Ann's Snatch Shack... You have to visit this dump at least once in your measly life time just based on the principle and name of this place alone. You know it's either gonna be good or gonna give you the Hershey Squirts. Luckily, my phantom underpants came out unscathed.
Fried Okra... It's a shame I saw them grab these outta of the brown bag in the freezer. Freezer + Fryer = You know the rest of the story. Garbage. I tried to feed it to a squirrel but he wasn't having any of it. He rather gnaw on a dried up piece of dog shit at the base of his tree. Smart little fucker.
Fried Pickles... Sliced pickles, battered and fried. That is all. Miss Crumpy needs to salt them when they come out of fryer. She doesn't skimp on the portion for a cheap price. They were decent in a carnival side show kinda way.
Wings... Mix of SUICIDE and Honey Gold. The Suicide looked pretty legit but so did MC Hammer's financial status back in the early 90's. It was not hot at all and drowning the wings in a quart of wannabe suicide sauce only sets you up for a major disappointment. The normal everyday person would think it's spicy but true connoisseurs of hot wings will find it meek and weak. The Honey Gold was too liquidy. Stick with the Xtra hot. The best part about these wings, they were whole wings which has more flavor built in... Miss Dumpy either thought this out in advance or was just too lazy to separate them. Take your pick because at the end of the day it won't make a difference.
2 Hot Dogs, Fries and Drink... For a ghetto fabulous price of $3.99! 1 cent under fo' dollaz. What a bargain! It's your standard run of the mill bad wrinkled pedestrian picnic/bbq dogs... Prolly FMV hot dogs, you know, For Mexican Value brand. The crinkle cut fries, brown bag's finest, naturally, of course. They were fine as long as you eat them quick and right outta the fryer. After 5 minutes, they're compactor ready.
Miss Crumpy is a sweet lovely lady and this adorable little dump located in the heart of the ghetto is cheap and filling (it's better when you're crunk). The flavors are lackluster but the 99% still gotta eat.
I need to occupy a throne...
No rating.
1540 Ralph David Abernathy
Atlanta, GA 30310
404-758-4321
http://www.misscrumpyshotwings.com/
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