"Truly a sight to behold. The Gyro, beaten. The once great Souvlaki, now a study in moppishness. No longer the pouch hungry Spanakopita we've ate so many times before. But a pathetic, washed-up aged ex-Mousaka..."
The service here is truly a study in moppishness... From entering the front door, sitting down, ordering, paying, to leaving this cave. Comcast's Slowskys should do a commercial here.
Gweek Salad - A cup of Crisco oil and a few cwumbs of Feta on Iceberg... Titanic never had it this bad.
Gweek Combo ("Are you hungry?") - Organ meat this in your face can only be Alpo's best. Gyro meat- looked like 3 Beggin' Stwips. Souvlaki- pork, the other red meat. Chicken breast- from a Chicken Hawk. House potatoes - no lemon, oregano, garlic or s&p, Sysco's finest. Pita - Fresh from Publix. Spanakopita - I rather eat a pair of Spanx.
Pizza - WTF? Thanks Easy Bake Oven and Kroger Pizza Pals, you did it again!
After that study in sloppishness on a plate... All I wanted was a cheezburga. How can they not have cheezburgaz? I shoulda just gone to Steak-n-Shake across the lot instead.
Too early for cheeseburger? I looked inside...
Cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga, cheezburga.
No Coke, Pepsi.
It's never too early for a cheezburga!
Vlakas.
Splash.
2911 N Druid Hills Rd NE
Atlanta, GA 30329
(404) 636-7544
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