Sappori di Napoli- Revisit

How can someone who is fat as a sow get around so much? One word: Rascal. OK, four words... Rascal Heavy Duty Scooter. Yes, I get around in an electric scooter because the Pouch believes in climate change... Shit, the amount of methane gas I release is definitely changing the climate within 1,000 feet of my orbit. I could be in the Arctic in February and it would be 80 degrees because this fat fuck is the main cause of global warming. I'm not allowed back because glaciers are mysteriously melting at a significantly high rate. Speaking of globes... I lurv me some fried rice balls. It's time to feed again and release more gases. 

Let's go see how Sappori is doing these days... Are they still up to snuff? I know my one enquiring reader wants to know...

Arancini, classic Neapolitan fried rice balls mixed with ground beef, carrots, and peas, side of tomato sauce. Yep, they are still pretty pretty guud. First, Marco Polo stole noodles from ancient China to Italy and called it pasta... And now this, Eyetalian fried rice. When they start serving fried whole wings with these fried rice balls, there will be words! Unless they bribe me with 'ZA...

Salsiccia e Funghi, bufala mozzarella, Italian sausage, baby bella mushrooms. Easily one of the best 'ZA combos ever... Meaty and earthy. And healthy because of the salad on top. Look at that crust and the char blisters, still amazing. You know it's good when you eat the crust, too.

Margherita, bufala mozzarella, fresh basil. The must order classic 'ZA every single time. I can eat this whole pie in one sitting and not feel fat afterwards... Well, that's because you have four stomachs, Pouch. That boy is a P-I-G, pig! Anyone with eyeballs can see that, duh.

Eggplant Parmigiana, layers of bufala mozzarella, eggplant, basil, fresh tomato sauce, parmigiano reggiano cheese, mixed greens and home made bread... Wait, no bread was delivered. Probably better for this fat fuck. This is the first time ever getting this because I wanted to feel healthy... Yeah, sure, Pouch, after 2 pies and 4 balls... But there's more salad than moulinyan, so, it is healthy. It's a nicely plated dish. The layering was expertly constructed. I just wished they had ground beef mixed in there for more texture, then it would be on another level. Don't hate, just ate.

Tiramisu. "Best in town!" is the claim... Hmmm, it is purdy guud. Best in town is a bit of a stretch but totally acceptable. Two bites and I was done. 

Cannoli, chocolate and crushed pistachio. I think these are better than the Tiramisu. They have a very good version, the shell and cream are both equally important. This version reminds me of Veniero's in EVIL NYC which is always consistent. Leave the gun, take the cannoli... Wait, take both.

Sappori is still on my top 5 list of true napoletana 'ZA in this one horse town... And no, Antico is NOT on the list. So, Sappori... Don't die on me yet!

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314 Church St

Decatur, GA 30030

https://saporidinapolipizzeria.com/