I got crabs! That's not exactly what young milky white debutantes wanna hear when you ask them out on virtual dates during these COVID days... But once, they put these creole crabs in their faceholes, they will be smacking their dried cracked lips like a trailer park methed out chickenhead. Look, dating online is a numbers game and the pickings are slim these days... Y'all can prolly imagine what these desperate floozies look like in quarantine for the past year... Woof. Luckily, Just Loaf'N has always been a reliable temptress to satisfy my quick fix. They have one of the best soft shell crab po'boys in this one horse town, if not the best... They give you two whole crabs and a side for about $15.
Take a gander at this sexy hoochie from the Chattahoochee... Inhaled it within 5 minzies... That's usually how long I last anyways.
Pump pump... Squirt.
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