Dragon Pouch

It's that cosmic time of the year again...  Dragon Con, where nerdy hot chicks get to dress up like hookers for 4 days straight. Sign me the fuck up! It's basically a giant Halloween party for adults with adult beverages and adult activities with adult toys. During this weekend the pouch doesn't eat out much because it's busy trying to eat out something else... Mythical creastures in tight wardrobe. There were more white meated breasticles prancing around here than at Gus's fried chicken. But the pouch does need a little something something for energy before the hunt begins at the Marriott Marquis. 

Highland Tap.

Tap Burger. I haven't had their burger in a long long time... But it was pretty good and spot on mid rare maybe a tad mid rare minus. Perfect to me either way. It's still a very respectable burger in this town. The half and half rings and fries were a nice option. The hand cut fries could used a little more time in the fryer and the onion rings were too big. I hate giant onion rings, you can't eat them without falling apart after the first bite. I should bring the rings to DC and see if I can toss them around some horned titties and win a prize...

Big Kahuna.

Big Kahuna Burger. Mmm, this is a tasty burger. For reals, this was a really tasty burger even though the 3 line cooks in the small kitchen were slammed. The juicy crusty seasoned patty was spot on mid rare which even surprised me. I thought it would be very average but I have to admit this was damn good. The fries were just frozen fries that acted as a filler and crunch factor. I was very happy with this specimen... And all the big tittied specimens eating at this joint, too.

Tacos, Steak and Fried Cod. You can pick how it should be dressed, Korean and Santa Barbara were my selected options. The flour tortillas and filler were pretty much standard issued but the steak was flavorful and tender and the fried cod was crispy but a bit underseasoned. Hey, it's pretty much an elevated crackerized taco. It was acceptable if you needed your belly filled... And there were no lack of milky breasteses to fill yer pouch here, either.

BBQ Takorea.

Taco Combo, spicy pork and beef tacos. I don't mind the American-Koreanized tacos here. They are actually pretty tasty. A lot of filler but flavorful nonetheless. The spicy pork is a bit liquidity and makes a semi greasy mess, so make sure you eat it above the ultra crispy crinkle cut brown bag fries for extra flavor.  I like the taco holders they use here but the big titties running around at the Con can do the same thing. I say next time take these tacos to go at the Con and share them with a lovely well-endowed lady in her room. You know what they say about mopeds and fat chicks... Just don't use a crunchy taco.

KFC Wings. For a small mom and pop shop, they kill it on their KFC wings. They ain't spicy but they are sticky sweet, crunchy and dericious. They have some of the tastiest KFC wings in this one horse town. You'll be licking and sucking on your fingers like a 8 month old going to town on a bodacious well lubed mammary.

Pouch Special.

Sometimes, the pouch gets tired of all the junky food at these conventions and just wants a nice home cooked meal to end the weekend of non-stop festivities... Contrary to popular belief, the pouch can cook restaurant grade grub at home. I present to my one reader, this decadent uni and crab roe angel hair pasta with scallop XO and togarashi. If I can't get a chick with this dish... There's always that patched up blow up doll I hide in the porn lab downstairs. I have no shame and no self control, no wonder I'm so obeast... Alone with a cheap balloon in the basement. You know who's crying themselves to sleep tonight, again...

Au Revoir! In the mean time... I can only reminisce about the dorky hot chicks spilling out of their slutty costumes on my phone and rub my belly until next year. Squirt.