Monday, March 13, 2017

Pouch's KitChen

Sometimes, the pouch can't be out eating all the time... When it's at home, the pouch actually have to fend for itself and whip up something to fill that never ending abyss. Let's take a gander at what this creasture eats in it's natural habitat... Ok, sometimes I'm just flat broke and can't afford to have someone else service, feed and clean me like in my parents' basement... Hey, ma! Da meatloaf! We want it now! Not that I make or like meatloaf... But here's a few examples of what the pouch eats in it's lair like a fat girl and then cries itself to sleep...

Crispy rice cake, soft egg, dashi, furikake.

Uni pasta, XO sauce, togarashi, uni.
 
Spicy ramyn fried chicken.

Lobster, sausage, mushroom risotto.

Filet, prosciutto asparagus, roast carrots, fried tater logs, balsamic fig reduction.

Tater patty breakfast sando, baby bella, bacon, carmelized onion, egg.

Stove top potato gratin.

Chopped Cheese, Harlem bodega style.

Shrimp & grits, eggs.

Shrimp & grits, sans egg.

Tonkatsu, barley, peas & lentils blend, veggie medley.

If the pouch puts his pannus into it, something tasty can result from it's lazy efforts... Hey, I guessed they're right, the morbidly obese, although slow, and dangerous in front of the buffet, can still serve a purpose.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

jesus christ. the pouch ain't dieting at home. that's for shizzle.

exactly how fat is the pouch?

Gastronome said...

Remember Fat Albert? I'm in between that obeast and Mushmouth...and the pouch is the size of Dumb Donald's pink pussy hat.