Pizza by Yandy's

Where the fuck have you been, Pouch? Did you die or got stuck on the toilet you fat chode? No no, this disgusting elephant seal have been craving NYC 'ZA, so I charged up the Rascal 1000 scooter and went on a crusade to find the elusive NY slice in this one horse town... If that is even possible. Sure, there is great Napoletana 'ZA found all over Atlanta. But the NY slice remains a blur in the wilds of ATL like bigfoot. Glide Pizza is very good and the closes version to NYC 'ZA. But it is pricey as fuck. C'mon, there's gotta be a NYC transplant that is slinging NYC 'ZA somewhere in this city. Let's twist and scoot and see where we end up... 

Somehow I ended up in Sandy Springs for some strange reason... Musta been all the cough syrup I was drinking for breakfast. I saw an Aldi and ran in to pick up a couple things. I came out and saw there was a Mexican market next door, Carniceria Los Pinos. I love Mexi-markets because they usually have some of the best taquerias that is authentic and affordable unlike the endless overpriced gringo Mexican't dumps found all over like Superica. If I hear another gringo order fucking ground beef on a flour tortilla with lettuce and shredded cheese I will IBS-D all over their plate. 

I waddled in and saw the taqueria straight in the back corner... I took 4 steps and did a full stop because in the corner of my eye I saw pizza pies in a small display case. Tacos and empanadas can wait... After I eat some 'ZA. I took a gander at the pies and they fucking looked legit! What sorcery is this? Where am I? Come to find out these guys are from da Bronx. Did god just answer my prayers after all these years? Oh, I got giddy as a braless school girl with perky nipples licking my chops staring at the 'ZA in that case. I have to try it out and wait, what, they also do Detroit 'ZA, too? Holy fuck, this must be a hallucination from the cough syrup. Damn, this fat fuck is going all in... Let's take a first look.

Simple menu = quality control. The prices are amazing. And it's crazy they have NYC and Detroit style. The only thing they don't have is the Grandma Pie but I will inquire.

Look at that 'ZA, that is a legit NYC crust. I wanted to get a whole pie, half cheese and half cup and char pepperoni... But they have a great special that's available all day, every day... 2 slices with 1 topping and a drink for $9.99. You can't beat that deal. SOLD! I didn't want a pie that was sitting around to heat up a couple of slices. I asked them if they had a regular cheese pie in the oven and sure enough they had a fresh one cooking. I got it with the real deal cup and char pepperoni because that's what you do when it's available.

Sweet baby Jesus... Look at that thing of beauty. That crust is perfect, so was the cheese melt. Some may say that NYC water is the key to a great crust but that's a myth, NYC magic water only works with bagels. You know it's authentic NYC 'ZA when it's served on a round paper plate. 

My god, look at that perfect pool of pepperoni grease in the curled cups. It could use a bit of char on the edges but I ain't complaining about this hot piece of ass. That char blister is just a bonus.

I couldn't take a picture while holding it up to let the classic orange grease drip off the tip but this is just as sexy. The cheese melt is consistent. The 'ZA sauce is a perfect balance of sweet, tangy and acidity. Pro-Tip: use the crust to mop up the orange grease which has so much flavor, it's very healthy, too. It also doubles as poo lube. This 'ZA is prolly the best NY slice I have had in this town. The crunch of the crisp crust... It tasted like I was back in NYC at John's or Scarr's... This shit is legit.

Upskirt is just classic NYC 'ZA. Thank god I didn't see a bunch of holes underneath.. No perforated pie pans, they are for suckaz. 

I had to do it... Got a fresh whole Detroit. I didn't want a reheated slice because it would be all dried out which would just ruin the mood after that amazing NY slice... And I'm also a revolting fat slob.

Detroit Original, caramelized cheese crust, cheddar and mozzarella cheese, $19.99. Are you fucking kidding me? $20 for this ginormus pie?

Look at this glamour shot... All it's missing is neon lights, a laser background and a picture of a cat in the top left corner. Just gorgeous.

Fuck me, look at that perfect corner cheese crust. If the Titanic had a bow like this it wouldn't have sank. After I eat this entire pie, I will be sinking like a burlap sack of waterlogged manure. 

Side cheese crust. It's prolly one of the best parts of a Detroit. 

Look at that vibrant sauce and they topped it off with fresh basil after it comes out of the oven, never cook the basil. It looks thick and heavy but the dough is super fluffy and not greasy at all. The bright sauce, melty stringy cheese and airy dough comes together for the perfect bite. This is one of best Detroit specimens found in da ATL.

I was on the fence about reviewing this joint because the locals know all about it based on the crowd but I didn't want anyone else to find out about this place... But I had to post it because it's just too good to keep it a secret for my one fan and reader. It still seems so unreal that this dumpy hole in the wall in the corner of a carniceria is producing some of finest NYC and Detroit 'ZA in the entire city. Oh shit, I totally forgot about the Grandma Pie... Don't worry, that will be the first thing I ask them on my next visit of many. And I also need to try the calzone and stromboli. 

Pump pump... SQUIRT! ...Do they sell underpants in here? Asking for a friend...

PS- I did go to the taqueria for a couple empanadas but they were all sold out... So, I got a horchata to wash all that 'ZA down. Jesus, no wonder why I am such a fat fuck.

6342 Roswell Rd NE

Atlanta, GA 30328

https://www.pizzabyyandys.com/